Badger Fact
You can put a badger inside a watermelon, but you can’t put a watermelon inside a badger.
A smothering of badger facts and chunks of cheese hurled at unsuspecting badgers. From the mind of @chopeh.
You can put a badger inside a watermelon, but you can’t put a watermelon inside a badger.
After 9 years Starbucks internationally recalled badger milk from its coffee bars as it was exposed as a mild hallucinogenic.
Any badgers left unattended at Heathrow Airport will be removed and destroyed within an average time of 343 seconds.
If you keep a badger in a dark room, it will eventually turn out to be a bad idea.
The average person will accidentally eat 17 badgers in their sleep over the span of their lifetime.
The male badger cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
Wherever a deceased badger lays, a walnut tree grows. This causes numerous problems for highway agencies around the globe.
You can not laminate a badger. Many have tried, many have failed. It remains the only animal to be unlaminatable.
Badgers are born pregnant and can give birth when they are only ten days old.
The popular saying “Sticky as a badger’s ankle” is a reference to the adhesive qualities of badger leather.
Badgers are born with all the venom they will ever produce… it’s diluted more and more after each bite.
If caught out in an unexpected bout of lightening, simply hide beneath a badger - they are naturally grounded!
You can light a match down one side of a badger, but not the other. The side alternates depending on hemisphere.
The beaver, often referred to as the “Dutch Badger”, is responsible for more fatalities per capita than any other organism.
The smooth cartilage from inside a badgers tail is often used to create flexible cabling for Belkin devices.